Bertie and Boo
Is it Balham, or is it Post Street SF? This is how life should be as the guy in the corner with the laptop writes up his latest article for Vice mag. OK, so he's actually checking Tfl's site to see how long it would take him to get to the house of that girl he met when he was sh*t-faced in the Bedford; and that baby in the corner is screaming way too hard to deserve an expensive fairy cake. But hey, this is Balham not Norcal. The coffee's good and the service friendly, and you've got a 100-degree plus field of fire from the corner. So sit back and enjoy a slice of C'laam in B'laam.